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		<title>Doesn&#8217;t She Know That&#8217;ll Kill Ya?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:23:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<title>Glenn Beck Scares Me &#8211; The Song</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s just coincidence that humorous pokes at Glenn Beck turned up two days in a row.But I couldn&#8217;t pick just one.


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		<title>Jon Stewart Riffs on Glenn Beck</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jon Stewart devotes an entire segment of his show to a parody of Glenn Beck, which most people will find spot on, and very funny, with the possible exception of devoted Glenn Beck followers.




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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><strong><em>Jon Stewart devotes an entire segment of his show to a parody of Glenn Beck, which most people will find spot on, and very funny, with the possible exception of devoted Glenn Beck followers.</em></strong></p>
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		<title>John Kerry Is Herman Munster!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:25:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<title>Finally, I&#8217;m A Star!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:27:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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Hey look! I went for a beer run, and got on television!

I feel kinda bad for putting this in the &#8220;Humor&#8221; category, but I don&#8217;t have a &#8220;Sad&#8221; category.
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<h2>Hey look! I went for a beer run, and got on television!</h2>
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<p><strong>I feel kinda bad for putting this in the &#8220;Humor&#8221; category, but I don&#8217;t <em>have</em> a &#8220;Sad&#8221; category.</strong></center></p>
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		<title>40 Years Ago the Flying Circus Came to Town</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Forty years ago this week marked the launch of Monty Python&#8217;s Flying Circus on British television. The show was later picked up by the PBS station in Dallas, Texas, and eventually spread across the United States and the rest of the world. Television comedy was forever changed. The Parrot Sketch was not part of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Forty years ago this week marked the launch of Monty Python&#8217;s Flying Circus on British television. The show was later picked up by the PBS station in Dallas, Texas, and eventually spread across the United States and the rest of the world. Television comedy was forever changed. The Parrot Sketch was not part of the first Python program, but is a longtime favorite of mine, and as such, is included below for your nostalgic pleasure.</p>
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		<title>How To Stalk Your Kid At College</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 02:37:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;d like to keep an eye on your son&#8217;s or daughter&#8217;s every move while they&#8217;re away at college, here&#8217;s the advice you&#8217;ve been looking for. Caution: May be harmful to your relationship with your offspring.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;d like to keep an eye on your son&#8217;s or daughter&#8217;s every move while they&#8217;re away at college, here&#8217;s the advice you&#8217;ve been looking for. Caution: <em>May be harmful to your relationship with your offspring.</em></p>
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		<title>The Brain As Decoder Ring</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 20:48:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Read this. Amaze yourself. And then give your brain a little pat on the lobe for being a remarkable machine.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Read this. Amaze yourself. And then give your brain a little pat on the lobe for being a remarkable machine.</strong></p>
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		<title>A Man Who Deserves a Better Job</title>
		<link>http://www.dmperkins.com/2009/09/a-man-who-deserves-a-better-job/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This guy has never taken my order at Taco Bell, but this just goes to show that there&#8217;s always hope.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This guy has never taken <em>my</em> order at Taco Bell, but this just goes to show that there&#8217;s always hope.</p>
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		<title>Obama The Charlatan</title>
		<link>http://www.dmperkins.com/2009/09/obama-the-charlatan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 01:16:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I guess the outrage from the right wing was justified after all. The speech President Obama delivered to our school children today was clearly designed to plant the seeds of socialism, so that they may grow up to create the Peoples Republic of America, and end capitalism once and for all in this country. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I guess the outrage from the right wing was justified after all. The speech President Obama delivered to our school children today was clearly designed to plant the seeds of socialism, so that they may grow up to create the Peoples Republic of America, and end capitalism once and for all in this country. If you didn&#8217;t hear that in his speech, then you just weren&#8217;t paying attention. It was there. You just had to listen between the lines. He&#8217;s crafty, that Obama guy! He&#8217;s not fooling anyone with that &#8220;wash your hands&#8221; crap. Thank God for Glenn Beck.</p>
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